·       अखंड विष्णु कार्यम् व्यासनेन चराचरम्। तत्पदम दर्शितं येन तस्मै श्री लक्ष्मीयाय नमः।। नारायण- नारायण- नारायण

·       मै आपकी संतान सृष्टि के अखंड कार्य करने वाले भगवान विष्णु को नमन करता हूँ जो पूरे जीवित या निर्जीव संसार को संभालते हे। जिसने हमें परम स्थिति यानि की मोक्ष का मार्ग दिखाया ऐसे भगवान् विष्णु और उनकी पत्नी माता लक्ष्मी को में नमन करता हूँ। नारायण, नारायण, नारायण!

·       I have burnt my good actions, bad actions, evil actions, dharmic actions and adharmic actions on earth in Yagna in January 2023. I will never take credit for any work on earth

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys at beaches, oceans, sea and water (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned naked men, women, girls, boys kissing, licking, cuddling, touching, sucking, fucking, reading, writing, and sunbathing at beaches, oceans, sea and water (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned naked men, women, girls, boys exposing piece of shit asses, vagina, boobs, penis, thighs, body, back, and legs at beaches, oceans, sea and water (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys kissing, licking, cuddling, touching, sucking, fucking, reading, writing, and sunbathing at beaches, oceans, sea and water (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys roaming naked in bikini, and underwear on streets, roads, cities, malls, cafes, countries and continents  (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys in pubs, discs, bars, hotels, restaurants, café, shopping malls, cities, and CBDs (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys buying, selling, trafficking and consuming drugs, alcohol, cocaine, fentanyl, heroin, meth and harmful substances to body, mind and senses (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys living, breathing, working, eating, dancing, acting, singing and earning in USA, UK, Canada, NZ, Australia and Europe (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys learning, and studying in USA, UK, Canada, NZ, Australia and Europe (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys eating, breathing, acting, dancing, singing, listening, reading, writing, working, learning, and studying in India (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       Sperms in human form in my Facebook friends list are unfriending me for the last few years. I will not shed a single tear if my Facebook friends are reduced to ZERO today 23-12-2024.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys engaging in gene editing, IVF, Botox, Skin diagnosis, skin care, body care, ass care, vagina care, penis care, public care, facials, spa treatments, infrared sauna, massage, waxing, tinting, spray tan, pedicure, manicure, shellac, other treatments for body, mind and senses, IPL laser, Max 7 LED, Oxygen, Microdermabrasion, eyelash extensions, cosmetics, beauty products, solutions and services (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys engaging in hair transplant, hair and skin care, strip clubs, prostitution, adult industry, sex industry, sex toys, pornography, immigration, legal immigration, illegal immigration, VISA, Passport, Skilled work, employment, recruitment, research, technology, artificial intelligence, science, biotechnology, cancer research, gene editing, body research, brain research, genetic diseases, disorders, and illnesses (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys fooling deceiving and exploiting using “Ayurveda, sattva, rajas, tamas, dosha, Navagraha dosha, kundli dosha, astrology, fortune telling, life/death rituals, puja, temples, Kaalnirnay, panchang, tantra, mantra, Sanskrit, Bhagvad-Gita, Ramayana, Mahabharata, The Vedas, Dharma Shastras, scriptures, diet (upwas), festivals, traditions, rituals, customs, kings, queens, fear, greed, hunger, filth and adharma” (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys responsible for air, land and water pollution, littering, shitting, and spitting on streets, water, rivers, roads, homes, cities, countries and continents (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys engaging in corruption, bribery, stealing, theft, lust, cheating, infidelity, unethical conduct and behaviour (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys fucking, kissing, licking and touching as many women, girls, boys, and men as possible in one life, obsessed with sex, body, mind, senses, ass size, vagina size, penis size, body size, waist size, boob size, skin colour, thigh size, feet, fingers, nails, eyes, hair, senses, lips, nose, face, back, neck, lower back, upper back and hair removal from body (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys engaging in LGBTQAI+, Transgender, gender change surgery and genital surgeries (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

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·       I am sick, worn out, bone tired, and exhausted of hiding from my wife. I do not want any of this. I wish I died in my mother’s womb 41 years ago.

·       I hope I am God Kalki, but I am not sure.

·       I wish I am God Kalki, but I am not sure.

·       I think I am God Kalki, but I am not sure.

·       I believe I am God Kalki, but I am not sure.

·       I act, think, imagine, work, speak as if I am God Kalki but I am not sure.

·       I know I am God Kalki, but I am not sure.

·       I have turned White skin Australian, Canadian, NZ, British, Irish, Scottish, American, European men, women, girls, boys (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned evil mini snakes in the form of illegal convicts, clowns, criminals, bigots, bastards, whores, prostitutes, pimps, and brothelkeepers arrived on boats to Australia, USA, NZ, Canada, 8 continents and 195 countries (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned evil mini snakes originated from evil ass of Jesus bastard Christ and vagina of prostitute Mary (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned pigs in human form originated from body less, ass less, penis less, and form less Allah (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned Jewish evil snakes originated from holy land, Israel, The Middle East (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have burnt my remaining lust, adharmic nature, adharmic behaviour, adharmic actions and remaining obsession with sex in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I know I have burnt all my relationships with my son, my wife and my family in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys working in drilling, mining, fossil fuels, green hydrogen, renewables, Gold, silver, Metals, Critical Minerals, Electrification, Lending, Borrowing, Debt, Borders, Walls, Immigration, Defence, Police, Science, Universities, Schools, Colleges, commercial real estate, cities, CBDs, property, construction, real estate, housing, land, valuation, property development and investment, developing, buying and selling homes, houses, mansions, palaces, and land (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys working in national sovereignty, patriotism, national anthems, national flags, debt, borrowing, central banks, national security, military, army, navy, air force, submarines, arms industry, guns, firearms, nuclear weapons, shootings, violence, bike gangs, unions, companies, corporations, businesses, stocks, bonds, bills, government securities, paper currencies, investment assets, bitcoins, cryptocurrencies, tariffs, and governments (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned men, women, girls, boys with WHITE SKIN COLOUR originated through incest hybrid sex of infinite animals (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have turned WHITE SKIN men, women, girls, boys originated through incest hybrid sex of infinite animals (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I know men, women, boys, and girls, birds, insects, animals, animate and inanimate died in the last 13.8 billion years are stuck on the earth. White skin Christian, Muslim, Jewish sperms in human form have been fooling, deceiving, exploiting eternal souls on earth with one life.

·       I have turned WHITE SKIN British, Irish, Scottish, European piece of shit men, women, girls, boys who colonised Indian land of my earth for more than ZERO SECONDS (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into unrapable, un-fuckable, untouchable sperms with no genitals, no mouth, no body, no body, no face, no hair, no boobs, no legs, no thighs, no shoulders, no ass, no testicles, no senses, no mind, no brain, and NO VOICE for infinite lives in semen, shit, cum, ass, vagina, penis, and drains in the universe created by me in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I will not even shit, piss, spit, step foot inside any White skin man’s, woman’s home, house, mansion, palace, car, fort, penthouse in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I will not even shit, piss, spit, step foot inside any Brahmin man’s, woman’s home, house, mansion, palace, car, fort, penthouse in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I will not even touch, fuck any White skin vagina, woman, girl in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I will not even touch, fuck any Brahmin vagina, woman, girl in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I wish I never had to speak, listen, discuss, interact with any White skin man, woman, girl, boy in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I wish I never had to speak, listen, discuss, interact with any Brahmin, Maratha, Indian, NRI, Marathi, South Indian piece of shit man, woman, girl, boy in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I wish I never had to speak, listen, discuss, interact with any English-speaking South Indian (swimming inside White woman’s ass and vagina for infinite lives) man, woman, girl, boy in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I have turned South Indian sperms in human form into faceless, un-fuckable, untouchable, unrapable brainless, headless, bodyless sperms inside White woman’s vagina for infinite lives in Yagna in January 2023. I know you like to speak in English, you can speak English while swimming inside White woman’s vagina for infinite lives.

·       I have submerged and starved every single South Indian sperm, Dravidian in human form (living and dead) to death in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I have submerged and starved every single North Indian sperm, Aryan in human form (living and dead) to death in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I am the most racist man on earth in the last 13.8 billion years.

·       I know I don’t take time off; I work 7 days a week 24x7 365 days a year. 23-12-2024 1:31pm.

·       I know I don’t need rest; I work 7 days a week 24x7 365 days a year. 23-12-2024 1:31pm.

·       I know I am not worn out, impatient, exhausted, bone tired; I work 7 days a week 24x7 365 days a year. 23-12-2024 1:31pm.

·       I know I breathe and live to work; I work 7 days a week 24x7 365 days a year. 23-12-2024 1:31pm.

·       I know I have eaten at least a few thousand kilograms of Chicken, goat, kangaroo, quail, seafood, fish, oysters, bacon, birds, 2 legged animals, 4 legged animals in the last 41 years. I started eating all types of 2 legged and 4 legged birds and animals, all types of non- vegetarian food from the day I was born. I am pure non-vegetarian from birth. I will be pure non-vegetarian until death. I am pure meat eater from birth. I will be pure meat eater until death.

·       I know I ate/tasted cow meat a few times. I didn’t really like it, so I didn’t eat it.

·       I know my God Narayana created the earth, men, women, girls, boys, 2 legged and 4 legged animals for eternal soul. I know I am God Narayana.

·       I have performed Yagna for 2 legged and 4 legged animals, birds, insects, animate, inanimate, living, non-living, organic and inorganic stuck on earth for more than 13.8 billion years in January 2023.