Ashok A Khedkar
I have turned men, women, girls, boys, animate, birds, insects and animals calling me “sir, boss, Ash, Ashok, Indian, NRI, man, mortal” on earth
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· I have turned men, women, girls, boys, animate, birds, insects and animals calling me “sir, boss, Ash, Ashok, Indian, NRI, man, mortal” on earth (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into living organisms and bacteria with no face, no mouth, no body, no ass, no vagina, no penis, no face and no skin colour inside HORSE penis, ass, vagina, semen, cum and shit for infinite lives in Yagna in January 2023.
· I have burnt my very thought of White skin colour, obsession with White skin colour in Yagna in January 2023
· I know I just wanted to be THE cricketer when I came to Australia 17 years ago. My God Narayana had different plans for me. I am God Narayana. I had different plans for me. I know I was, am and will be the greatest stupid, crazy, mad, the greatest day dreamer in the last 13.8 billion years on earth. the greatest day dreamer, believer In this life and infinite lives to come.
· I was the last graduate trainee in Honeywell out of 90 in 2006. I got the job interview at Honeywell because I knew the business unit head in Honeywell who used to play cricket occasionally for my club in Pune at Nehru Stadium. They didn’t select me straightaway; I had to chase the HR infinite times to find out the outcome of the interview. I finally got the job, and I was very happy. I was earning 17000 Rs per month. I was not the brightest, in fact I was probably in the last 5-10 out of 90. Most of them were far better than me, I could not even speak English. I was a village boy. I know I was, am and will be the greatest stupid, crazy, mad, the greatest day dreamer in the last 13.8 billion years on earth. the greatest day dreamer, believer In this life and infinite lives to come.
· I know I told my manager in Honeywell Pune that I wanted to go to either the UK or Australia. He said Honeywell is not “BCCI” and he can’t do it. He was laughing at my stupidity and demands. Instead, he sent me to Cairo Egypt in 2007 for 6 months to work on an airport terminal project. I hated every minute of it because I wanted to be the cricketer. I took my cricket kit bag with me to Cairo to practice. I knew my cricket skills were not good enough, but I thought I would keep trying and become a better player. My God Narayana had different plans for me. I am God Narayana. I had different plans for me. I know I was, am and will be the greatest stupid, crazy, mad, the greatest day dreamer in the last 13.8 billion years on earth. the greatest day dreamer, believer In this life and infinite lives to come.
· I went to Brisbane in 2007 to work on prison projects for 6 months for Honeywell. I found a district cricket club (South Brisbane district cricket club), I played for the club for a few months before I had to travel to Townsville for the last month of my assignment for work. I played for a club in Townsville for a month before I went back to Indian in 2007. My God Narayana had different plans for me. I am God Narayana. I had different plans for me. I know I was, am and will be the greatest stupid, crazy, mad, the greatest day dreamer in the last 13.8 billion years on earth. the greatest day dreamer, believer In this life and infinite lives to come.
· I went to Christmas Island to work for Honeywell for three months on the immigration detention and processing centre project. I took my cricket kit with me. I was living in a camp with rest of the men and women working on the project. I played cricket with the men working on the project. I hit boundary on the last ball to win the game. We then drank beer for hours to celebrate the win. It was one of the happiest days of my life. I couldn’t speak English at all, I didn’t understand English at all, I didn’t know what they were saying and speaking but I was laughing and acting as if I understood everything they were talking and joking. I was there for work for Honeywell, but I didn’t know anything. Instead of taking technical books to learn I took my cricket kit with me. Everyone knew that I didn’t know anything, I was full of shit at work but very good at cricket. I had also shaved my head before I went to Christmas Island for work. They all made fun of me because I didn’t know how to speak English, I didn’t understand their different English accents either. I wasn’t happy there because I wanted to play cricket in Australia or the UK. I went back to India after three months and then went to Egypt for 6 months. When I returned, I stayed in Pune for 2 years. I went to Singapore for 3 months to work on Marina Bay Sands, Singapore project. After that I finally came to Australia to work on the largest hospital project in Western Australia – Fiona Stanley Hospital in January 2010. I was very happy because I found a district cricket club to play in Perth. The only reason I came to Australia or left India was to become the cricketer. I thought I would be able to play cricket and work to make a living. I had no other goals, no ambitions, no dreams except becoming the best cricketer. that’s all I wanted to be. I loved cricket more than my life. I was a very average 4th grade cricketer with very basic cricket skills but wanted to improve and play for higher grades. I played for 4th grade for almost 12 years in Melbourne and Perth Australia. I played for 7 years in India. I was an average cricketer who never stopped believing improving and becoming a better player. I stopped playing just a week before the covid shutdown, we lost 4th grade semi-final game in March 2019. That was my last game of cricket, and I never played again. All I wanted to do in life was to become a cricketer and work to earn a living. Nothing else. My God Narayana had different plans for me. I am God Narayana. I had different plans for me. I know I was, am and will be the greatest stupid, crazy, mad, the greatest day dreamer in the last 13.8 billion years on earth. the greatest day dreamer, believer In this life and infinite lives to come.
· I have turned men, women, girls, boys, animate, birds, insects and animals calling me “sir, boss, Ash, Ashok, Indian, NRI, man, mortal” on earth (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into living organisms and bacteria with no face, no mouth, no body, no ass, no vagina, no penis, no face and no skin colour inside HORSE penis, ass, vagina, semen, cum and shit for infinite lives in Yagna in January 2023.
· I have turned first nations/indigenous men, women, girls, boys, animate, birds, insects and animals begging for food, healthcare, money, government financial support, voice to parliament, shelter, housing, water, drugs, alcohol, jobs, and work to White skin shit/filth on earth (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into living organisms and bacteria with no face, no mouth, no body, no ass, no vagina, no penis, no face and no skin colour inside HORSE penis, ass, vagina, semen, cum and shit for infinite lives in Yagna in January 2023.
· I have raised the rainbow serpent in Yagna in January 2023.
· I will fly on the white horse in the sky in World War 3 soon.
· I have changed my skin colour to my God Sri Krishna’s skin colour in Yagna in January 2023
· I have changed my skin colour to my God Sri Ram’s, Sri Narasimha’s, Mahadev’s, Shiva’s, Rudra’s, Kaalbhairav’s skin colour in Yagna in January 2023
· I am the most superstitious in the last 13.8 billion years, I write shit all the time, I believe everything all the time.
· I am the greatest jackass, idiot, shit in human form in the last 13.8 billion years because I believe everything my God Krishna teaches me.
· I am the poorest, richest, wealthiest in the last 13.8 billion years because I believe everything my God Leela Purushottam Sri Krishna teaches me.
· I am the beloved of my Goddess Lakshmi, Sri, Vaishnavi. I am Vishnu, I am Sri Narasimha, I am Sri Daridra Narayana, Sri Lakshmi Narayana.
· I am the creator, destroyer and sustainer of infinite worlds.
· I wish I died in my mother’s womb.
· I wish my mother never listened to the Shudra woman in my village to worship the Sun God. I was born 7 years after my second sister.
· I am the divine son of the Sun God with earrings and Armor made of infinite energy. I worship my eternal father – the sun god every day.
· I will never achieve an iota of generosity of my eternal father – the Sun God.
· I am Kalki and I am the real God Narayana.
· I am stupid, mentally unstable, retarded and need mental health support, I write everything and believe everything
· I need to see a psychiatrist; I believe everything just like my beloved mother did.
· I am the most superstitious because I believe everything my eternal dharma guru Parashuram teaches me.
· I have no attachments to this world, or infinite worlds created by me.
· I am not some piece of shit Jesus bastard Christ follower/worshipper to take credit for any work on earth.
· I am not some piece of shit Allah with no penis follower/worshipper to take credit for any work on earth.
· I am not some piece of shit Muslim who believes in hell and heaven after death.
· I am not some piece of shit Muslim without a natural penis who wants to fuck virgin women after death as a reward for Jihad and Terrorism.
· I am Shiva. I am the ascetic king of the Vedas. I am Vishnu.
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