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I know I am such a jerk; I keep telling everyone I work 24x7 365 days a year, but it is not true. I probably work just 3-4 hours per day.

Nov 20

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·       I am such a jerk, I am sick of copying/imitating mother fucking Vishnu, Kalki, and Shiva

·       I am such a jerk; I am sick of copying/imitating mother fucking Narasimha?

·       I am such a jerk; I am sick of copying/imitating mother fucking God Narayana.

·       I am such a jerk, I am sick of copying/imitating ME.

  • Joe Biden, and Democrats – Were you fucking prostitute Nancy Pelosi and Kamala prostitute Harris 24x7 365 days for the last two years? Why didn’t you allow Ukraine to strike using the US weapons inside Russian territory for the last two years? Did you allow it now to start World War 3 before the greatest dictator on earth created by me takes over from January 2025?

  •  Donald J. Trump – If I see more than ZERO illegal immigrants, asylum seekers, refugees, and drug cartels in the USA after 85th January 2025, I will submerge you along with 350 million US mini snakes in a fraction of a second.

  • I am such a jerk, jackass, stupid, coward. I write shit all the time. When the World War 3 starts I will run away and hide in a cave.

  • My lower back has been hurting for many years. It hurts every day. I tried everything including Pilates, but it continues to hurt. I think it happens because I sit down for hours, probably 15-17 hours per day 7 days a week 365 days a year.

  • I know I am such a jerk; I keep telling everyone I work 24x7 365 days a year, but it is not true. I probably work just 3-4 hours per day. I know I like to make me feel good by telling the world I am a very hard-working man.  I am the most useless man in the last 13.8 billion years

  • I have turned every single devotee, Pandit Pradeep Mishra, Mishra, Deepak Sai, Gaur Gopal Das, Sadhguru, Acharya Salil, Sri Ravi Shankar, Acharya Prashant, Acharya, Baba, Guruji, Priest, Astrologer, Fortune Teller, Brahmin, Pandit, Purohit, Pujari, Spiritual Preacher, Religious Preacher and Hinduism preacher on earth (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into living organisms and bacteria with no face, no mouth, no body, no ass, no vagina, no penis, no face and no skin colour inside INSECT penis, ass, vagina, semen, cum and shit for infinite lives in Yagna in January 2023.

  • I have turned every single OSHO, ISKON, Hare Rama Hare Krishna member, Vedanta Preacher, Bhagvad-Gita Preacher, Storyteller and devotee on earth (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into living organisms and bacteria with no face, no mouth, no body, no ass, no vagina, no penis, no face and no skin colour inside INSECT penis, ass, vagina, semen, cum and shit for infinite lives in Yagna in January 2023.

  • I have turned every single Indian T20 Cricket, One Day Cricketer, Test Cricketer, Coach, Fan, Follower, Sponsor and Advertiser on earth (living and dead) in the last 13.8 billion years into living organisms and bacteria with no face, no mouth, no body, no ass, no vagina, no penis, no face and no skin colour inside INSECT penis, ass, vagina, semen, cum and shit for infinite lives in Yagna in January 2023.

  • People/clients call me when they find out about my posts/blogs on my business website. They ask me why I mix business, work, my professional and personal life, my opinions, and my religious belief. They ask why I write what I write on my website. They say I will not get work if I put it on the business website. They say I must separate work, business and blogs/posts/writing otherwise I will not get work from businesses, companies, governments and from 10 billion people on earth. I tell them I don’t need work; I tell them I don’t want to work for businesses, companies, governments and from 10 billion people on earth. I tell them I don’t want to grow my business; I tell them I just want to earn a little bit of money to feed my family and fulfil wishes of my beloved wife and son. Once I make my beloved wife and son happy then I will leave my mortal body in a fraction of a second.

  • I tell people/clients when they call me about my website/blogs/posts that I am the most useless man on earth in the last 13.8 billion years, I have no work, so I keep writing. I tell them I am the greatest shit/filth in the last 13.8 billion years. No one gives me work even if I beg infinite times. So, I keep writing because I have a lot of free time. I work 24x7 365 days a year.

  • I had a few clients who offered me work and signed contracts to engage my services but when they found out about my business website, blogs, posts they said they can not engage me and my position was untenable because their business values, missions and goals didn’t align with my piece of shit business values, missions, goals and beliefs. They terminated my contract one day before commencing the work onsite. I was very happy when they terminated my contract/engagement. This was probably a couple of months ago – 20-11-2024.

  • People, clients call me to ask why I write blogs on my business website. I tell them I am the most useless man ever born on earth in the last 13.8 billion years. I have nothing else to do.

  • I have burnt AI products, solutions and services on earth in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I wanted to do an MBA/higher studies/post-graduation from the Western World Universities just like the rest of Indian shit/filth sucking White man's penis/ass and woman's vagina/ass. I  followed the sheep mentality to become eternal slave, I went to Dilip Oak's (one of the greatest Indian slaves) GRE classes in Pune to improve my English Vocabulary, Grammar and obviously English accent just like every other Indian shit/filth on earth working and living in the Western and European worlds. Nothing changed for me because I was shit at speaking English with my village background. I didn’t even speak English until 23 years until I came to Australia. I probably spoke broken grammatically incorrect English with a few sentences in India in 11th and 12th standard and 4 years during my engineering degree at College of Engineering Pune (COEP). Every time I opened my mouth to speak in English, I sounded absolutely shit. My English accent was the shittiest/filthiest in the last 13.8 billion years, but I still tried to speak in English to impress everyone, but I could not even impress dogs/insects/animals let alone beautiful girls in my college. I had a crush on a few girls, but I never had courage to speak to them because of my piece of shit communication skills. I used to roam with sleeveless shirts in college to impress but had to stop it when one of the professors asked me to leave the class and wouldn’t allow me unless I had a proper shirt. I never put on a sleeveless shirt again after that. Some students in hostel and college even told me to just keep my filthy mouth shut rather than speaking in English. I listened to them and didn’t speak in English after that.

·       I didn't know why I wanted to study in the Western World Universities, but the buzz/trend in Pune  was to go to study and work in the USA, UK, Canada, NZ, Australia and Europe to lick White woman’s vagina/ass and man’s penis. The Brahminical and Indian filth/shit in my college and class was preparing for GRE/GMAT from 8th-10th standard, I just followed the most intelligent Brahminical and Indian filth in India because they claim they are superior because of their knowledge and intellect. They claim that they left India because they are treated unfairly when these incest products of hybrid sex of infinite animals created untouchability, superior, inferior and denied water on my God Shiva’s land to exploit life and my beloved earth. This Brahminical shit claims they had to leave India because they feel oppressed in India, they feel isolated in India. To end suffering of every single Brahmin in the last 13.8 billion years on earth I have turned them into living organisms and bacteria inside White woman’s and man’s shit, penis, vagina, ass, shit, cum, semen and sperms for infinite lives.

·       I wanted to be a stooge, a puppet, a snake, a slave of White skin prostitutes and bastards just like rest of Indian shit/filth by doing an MBA, PhD, Diploma, Degree, Engineering, Research, Medicine, Technology, AI, Silicon Valley, Entrepreneur, Founder, Successful, CEO, CFO, CHRO, CIO, CTO, Board Member, Chairman, Billionaire, Millionaire, Capitalist by studying in one of the Western World universities like Stanford, Oxford, Monash, Melbourne, Cambridge, MIT and so on. Fortunately, I never had money to pursue higher education in India let alone rest of the world. I gave up the very thought of studying after completing 4 years of graduation in COEP. I felt it was a complete waste of 4 years; I didn’t learn much except a few life experiences. Obviously, I hate piece of shit Indian education system originated from prostitute British Queen Elizabeth’s rotten vagina that is I why I turned her into a filthiest shit eating pig in Mumbai when she died a couple of years ago.

 

·       I managed to get a job in Honeywell in 2006 after I graduated with a modest score from COEP in 2006. I couldn’t get along most of the students from my class, I didn’t fit in. I didn’t like students bullying me, I didn’t like anyone making me feel inferior, worthless with trash talk and jokes about my looks, appearance and how I dressed.  There were a lot of shit students from cities across India who could speak good English, educated in cities and urban areas who would make me feel inferior, worthless because of my background, how I dressed, how I looked and how I spoke. I hated everyone because I just didn’t like it. Often, I would stay away from the group.

·       I felt isolated, shy and embarrassed to speak in English ever again, so I didn’t speak in English during my six years in Honeywell. I would keep quiet and just listen others speak in English. I didn’t like the very idea of keeping quiet because I wanted to dominate the conversations, discussions, opinions to get ahead in life and career just like everyone else around me. I would speak and open to a couple of graduates in Honeywell, not many. Quite frankly, I was absolutely shit at speaking English, Hindi and Marathi, probably the greatest jackass, sook, coward ever in the last 13.8 billion years on earth. I didn’t like speaking grammatically incorrect English, Hindi and Marathi, I didn’t like my accent. I could not pronounce the letter “R” properly, so I sounded far worse. I just kept quiet most of the time in group discussions, meetings, debates, and general conversations. I became very conscious about what I say, how I say and what I say, how I speak, what I speak and how I express myself. It became my nature. I hated every minute of it, I hated myself for not being able to communicate effectively.

·        Nothing has changed for the last 17 years, I still can’t speak English, Marathi and Hindi properly, so I keep quiet most of the time and just listen and write.

·       In my village from 1st to 10th standard, I was a totally different person. I didn’t keep quiet or didn’t fear speaking or talking to anyone because I was the real king (my grandmother’s and mother’s) in my primary and secondary school. I wasn’t worried about my accent, speaking, clothes, appearance and looks. I had a gang of friends in my village, we had two groups who would often fight. I was very good at groupism, lobbying and isolating students I didn’t like in my school or town. We used to roam around the village, we used to fight, we used to play cricket all day in front of the Hanuman/Maruti temple near my home. I would bat for hours, even if I got out, I would continue to bat. I would cheat at times, probably the greatest cheater in the last 13.8 billion years in my town and earth. I didn’t really dominate, nor I was quiet. I was somewhere in between. I enjoyed leading in my school days; I was the captain of my cricket team in my village. I was monitor of my class for a couple of years, I was in top 3 students in my class of 57 -60 students. I was academically good, hard working, and competitive. I wanted to be the number 1 student in my class in exams. I was floating between 1-3 for a few years until I finished year 10. I was a troublemaker in my school days – sometimes attracting extreme anger of teachers for saying/writing derogatory things/words and cursing. Some teachers beat me a few times really badly in front of the whole class because a few girls complained about me writing things on benches/walls. I would say, I became a lot better student after year 9, less beating and less trouble at school. We used to go to play cricket in nearby towns and villages in cricket tournaments with team prizes ranging from Rs 11, Rs 21, Rs 51, Rs 101, Rs 500, Rs 1001, Rs 5001, Rs 10000, Rs 15,000 and so on. Sometimes we used to play for the entire day without water and food, a couple of kilometers away from my village. It was a lot of fun and I loved every minute of it. I would have started playing cricket at the age of 7-8 years and didn’t stop until I was 36 years old. I was the troublemaker in my village, I would gather my team members to play cricket on a small ground near the temple, most people living in the nearby homes would curse me because they didn’t like us hitting balls on their metal roofs, in some cases their family members, and children. I remember once I hit a ball straight behind the bowler’s head, there was this woman (Kalidas’s mother) who was taking water from the storage tank who got hit right on her back. I ran for my life, but she knew it was none other Subhadra’s son. She would have at least cursed me a few thousand times that day. She also complained to my mother.

·       I would retort to my mother, she would ignore it a few times but if I got out of control then she would beat me like hell (marks on face, body and back). When she beat me once, I wrote a letter saying I will commit suicide to her when I was hiding on a tree. I didn’t commit suicide; I got home and threw that letter in one of the rooms behind grain storage box. my second sister (Lata) found the letter, they were laughing at my writing

·       My father did the same many times when I stole money (Rs 45-55) from his friend’s pockets when he was sleeping. His friend was drunk and sleeping, I put my hand in his pocket and stole Rs 45-55. When my father found out about it, he was very angry, angrier than me and beat me like anything I was red and crying. There was another instance when I stole money by opening a few homes near my home in the afternoon when everyone was at work on the farm. One of my other friends accompanied me to open the door, we were only 7-9 years old. We put our fingers under the doors to lift them up to get inside each home. There was not a lot of money to steal, I think we may have stolen Rs 50-100 most coins were 10 PAISA, 20 PAISA, CHAAR AANE, 50 PAISA and so on. This was the biggest robbery of my life. My father beat me so much and said he would bury me if I ever stole anything again. I didn’t steal anything after that until today. I am 41 years old. His words stuck with me even though he was a bigger well know thief than me. He used to steal with his friends in his younger days. He told me stories about how good he was and how they used to steal/rob from homes nearby. In fact, he was caught stealing (robbery) in one of the nearby towns when I was born. Though I don’t like many habits, and things about my father, there is a lot more common in us. I saw him giving money a few times to people in real need and it stuck with me until today. I am 41 years old. He is very good, kind at heart, probably a lot kinder, more compassionate than me. I am the most cruel, merciless, heartless ever born on earth in the last 13.8 billion years, infinite times more cruel than my God Narasimha, Shiva, Kaalbhairav

·       I wanted to taste alcohol when I was 8-9 years old. My father gave me alcohol (a small glass) at the age of 8-9 years. I couldn't handle it, I couldn't speak properly, I was drunk within minutes. I didn't know where I was. I didn't like the taste, so I never had alcohol again until I was 23 years old.

·       I didn't know anything about drugs until 23 years, I might have heard the word a few times before but didn't know much about drugs and addiction. I never had any types of drugs till date. I don’t even like to take a pill, medicine, or tablet for fever, or body pain let alone any type of harmful drugs. I think human body is designed to cure/heal itself, if I allow my body to depend on any type of artificial drugs then my body is destined to fail. The best medicine is air, water, fire, earth, land, space and nature. I must let my body heal using five elements created by my God Narayana. I am God Narayana.

·       I tried smoking cigarettes a few times (may be 5-10 times) before I got married but didn’t really like it. I didn’t like the smell. I haven’t smoked since then, probably last 13-17 years. I can’t remember exactly when I smoked last time but it was more than 13 years ago. Sometimes I am forced to work with smokers onsite/buildings or use the lift with bad smoke smell, I hate them so much that I feel like I should turn them into living organisms and bacteria in semen/cum/shit on the spot. I have already turned every single smoker in the last 13.8 billion years into living organisms/bacteria inside sperms, cum, semen and shit for infinite lives. They can smoke semen, shit and cum there for infinite lives.

·       I tried chewing tobacco/Gutkha with one my friends once when I was in my village (9-13 years old). It was a new trend in my town with most boys chewing tobacco/Gutkha like Manikchand. My head was spinning, I had to throw it away and sit down for a few minutes, I almost vomited because of the bad smell and taste. I never tried tobacco/Gutkha in the last 30 years. I just didn’t like it. I am glad I didn’t like it.

·       I used to drink beer, Whiskey and wine until I was 39 years old. I enjoyed drinking cold beer and wine but didn’t like the hard drinks with too much alcohol content. I couldn’t handle Whiskey; I would get drunk too quickly and sound like an amateur, child and used to lose train of thoughts. I didn’t like getting drunk and feeling pissed because I lose track of my thoughts, I struggle to speak clearly, I struggle to walk when I am drunk, I feel intoxicated, I feel as if my mind is corrupt, out of balance with evil/adharmic thoughts when I am drunk. I felt I wasn’t my eternal self whenever I was drunk. I didn’t know why I started drinking at the age of 23, maybe it was the trend back then to feel modern. I had my first beer at the age of 23 when I was in Brisbane. I drank so much beer/alcohol that night without eating with Australian colleagues from Melbourne (Greg, Shane and Mark) that I could not understand where I was for the next three days. We were throwing lollies when we got back in our apartment early hours of the morning from Storey Bridge Hotel.  I tried a few dance moves because there were a few Australian girls/women dancing on the floor, but it didn’t really go down well with the security, they tried to throw me out. Everyone was calling me a piss head. I was working on prison projects with my Honeywell colleagues, but my head was spinning all the time, and I was screaming at people like a headless chook. Most of my colleagues were laughing at my stupidity. I started drinking alcohol – mainly beer/wine for several years since 2007 until 2022. In most cases, a couple of beers would be enough to make me feel drunk, dizzy and stutter. I was never a heavy drinker; my body could not handle alcohol but still I kept on drinking. I don’t know why but I did. There were times when I used to drink alone in my home – mostly wine/beer. I never liked Whisky, I tried it a few times, it made me sick every time I had so, I stopped it a few years ago. I remember days when I just felt sick next few days because of alcohol intake. Even if I had a couple of beers,  I would feel sick for the next few days. I also didn’t like the body and mouth smell when I was drunk, but I didn’t stop drinking.  I felt I wasn’t my eternal self whenever I was drunk. I felt I let my eternal soul/spirit down when I allowed me to be corrupt, out of balance due to alcohol.

·        I used to get Rs 1,500-3000 per month as an allowance during 4 years in university in Pune. Roughly Rs 700-1000 for food in the hostel mess and 500 for the rest of the expenses. My mother used to send roughly Rs 5000-10000 every few months. She used to borrow money from others in my village to support my education, she used to sell buffalo milk – roughly Rs 20-40 per day to a tea stall (my best friend’s father and my father’s best friend) in my village and used to save for my education.

·       Once, I needed Rs 5000- 7500 for classes (I think it was Dilip Oak GRE class fee or one of the university class fees, can’t remember exactly). My mother didn’t have any money. My beloved grandmother had a Golden Mala (roughly 20-30 Gold Mani and rest was black Mani). That was her last material possession, she had nothing else except a couple of small old earrings worth almost nothing. She told my mother to sell her Golden Mala to support my education. My mother sold it and provided money for my education. Even if I try for infinite lives, I will never be able to achieve an iota of generosity(unselfishness) of my beloved grandmother. I couldn’t live without my grandmother; she was very close to my heart. I miss her. When I left the village for university in Pune, I became selfish, I felt I was less connected to her for 2-3 years before she passed away.

·       My father was one of the greatest alcoholics until 49-51 years before my grandmother passed away. He was also the head of the town for almost 15-20 years. He used to spend most of the money on alcohol with very little financial family support, my mother supported me and my five sisters until I turned 23, I found my first Job in Honeywell. I used to earn Rs 17,500 per month at Honeywell. I supported my younger sisters financially wherever I could with the money I was earning from my first job. My father and mother supported them as well, their contribution was infinite times higher than me.

·       I will not even shit, piss, or spit on any NRI, Indian studied at any of the Indian schools, colleges, and universities in the last 13.8 billion years. You are at least 13.8 billion years away from becoming human.

·       I will not even shit, piss, or spit on any NRI, Indian studied at any of the USA, UK, Canadian, NZ, Australian and European schools, colleges, and universities in the last 13.8 billion years. You are at least 13.8 billion years away from becoming human.

·       I will not even shit, piss, or spit on any man, woman studied at any of the USA, UK, Canadian, NZ, Australian and European schools, colleges, and universities in the last 13.8 billion years. You are at least 13.8 billion years away from becoming human.

·       I have burnt the very thought of my beloved car with less than $1000 valuation breaking down on roads, freeway, motorway and causing any type of breakdowns/accidents in Yagna in January 2023. I have protected and extended lifespan of every single part of my beloved car by infinite time in Yagna in January 2023. I have fixed every single oil leak, mechanical failure, damage on the left rear side, and the damaged boot rod in Yagna in January 2023. I have turned my beloved 15-year-old used damaged car into the Eagle, the rainbow serpent, and the White Horse in Yagna in January 2023.

·       I love my used 15-year-old damaged car. I don't want to buy a new car; it is good enough for me to drive around. I am happy with my beloved car. It is my Garuda, it is my Rainbow Serpent, it is my Eagle. My wife doesn't like my car. She wants me to buy a new car, but I don't have enough money. How do I buy a new car with less than $20K life savings? How do I buy a new home with less than $20K life savings? I still haven’t paid $10K tax for 2023-2024 to the Australian governments. My taxable income was $76K for 2023-2024 with roughly $15850 tax and $8500 GST. I have paid $5850 and $8550 tax to the ATO. I will pay the remaining $10K tax in the next 1-2 months. I don’t want any debt otherwise I will have to take birth again to repay it. I don’t want to die with any debt, it will keep me in the endless cycle of death and birth on earth. I must repay debts of my ancestors, animate, birds, animals, insects, men, women, living and non-living on my beloved earth in the last 13.8 billion years to escape the endless cycle of death and birth on earth.

·       Why the fuck do I need to tell piece of shit on earth my story if I am the real God Kalki?

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